Time for the Funnies. Certain french media here in Montreal is reporting that the police have visited and searched my place. Just to clarify folks, there have been no police interested in this matter, nor have any visited or searched anything related to myself.
The French media tends to make more sensational stories then the English media in many cases that I have seen over the years, but this latest attempt at a hot story is quite amusing.
All is well and unless it comes straight from me here on this blog, you really cannot take any of what the media writes seriously. I wonder what??™s next, will they claim that I am hiding in the mountains with Bin Laden?
Be on the lookout for a book deal and maybe even a movie deal soon, I thank those responsible for making me a household name from here to China. I currently get on average 300 emails daily from interested parties who wish to discuss my case and my life. If I have not returned your email, please be patient and if you wish that I contact you sooner, then include a phone number where I can reach you.
Now for a look into my day??¦
Walk the dog, Get a new car starter installed
Check emails
Lunch with associates visiting from out of town
Coffee at my favorite Italian spot
Car wash and nice wax job at my favorite hand
wash spot, these guys renew your car to a showroom shine for only $20!
As for the rest of the day, take it as it comes.
The funny part of all this is, had this been written just over a week ago, nobody would have given a fuck, but now, this boring blog message I have put up will end up being subject to dissection by reporters, legal professionals and others who are paid to spend a great deal of time obsessing with my life and activities. Sorry I cannot think of something more entertaining for you all right now, but I simply choose not to.